Yo, Jethro!

Hey Jethro, Me and some old college buddies used to sing on campus all the time; at registration, at Frat rushes, at parties where pretty girls in tight sweaters would swoon as we sang “Under …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro. I just graduated from a self-empowerment course called Exude Your Potentiality in Rainbow Prisms of Attraction and Potential Prisms of Potentiality. I am just so freaking high on the experience and I want …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro, My doctor just diagnosed me with a condition called papershredia. I really don’t want to take the meds. What are my options? Sincerely, Anxious Cat Dear Anxious Cat, I totally understand your reluctance …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro The Answer Cat, ​I’m trying to meditate and it’s not working. I was told this would make me feel peaceful. Instead I’m running entire movies in my head that all end with my …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro, My kid asked me where babies come from. I tried to explain it, but realized I don’t even know. Can you help? Pat the Banana Slug, Dear Pat, When a mommy slug and …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro, I am learning to crochet! It’s really fun! Most spiders are naturally adept at spinning webs, but the designs are too traditional for me. I’m trying something new. I showed it to a …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro The Answer Cat, It was late summer, 2006. All the chairs were claimed, so I let her sit under my palapa. We were lonely strangers, both wanting to escape reality. We flirted and …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro The Answer Cat, ​I was born a Lop Eared Rabbit. I lived that way for most of my life but always felt like I was in the wrong body. As a child I …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro The Answer Cat! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh. My. GOSH! Everyday I stand at the window and I’m appalled. I don’t know how it happened, but there are OTHER DOGS out …[READ MORE]

​Dear Jethro, We’ve been a gang of guys since college. Now one of my buddies started dating a girl. And she’s trying to hang out with us and it’s just not working. Dear Dude Chicks …[READ MORE]