Yo, Jethro!

Dear Jethro What the hell? I moved hundreds of miles to get away from this stuff. Seattle was miserable. The laundry never actually dried. There were mushrooms growing in my carpet. Have you ever hung …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro, ​I am the last of my friends to get married. Been single all my life. Don’t know why. Just can’t find the right girl. My friends are urging me to try on-line dating. …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro   Sometimes when I’m out on the leash, I like to tie myself up.  I read on the internet that this is called “bondage.”  I tried to talk with my owners about it, …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro, My wife and I were having an argument and we both said “potato canon” at the same time. She said “Jinx” first and now I can’t talk until someone says my name. Meanwhile, …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro – Well I just don’t know what to do with these two anymore. I tell them, the early bird catches the worm, but they do not care, they just go back to sleep …[READ MORE]

​Dear Jethro, I can’t do it, man. I’ve been up here 45 minutes. I want to be brave and conquer this but I just can’t. I decided to back down, but my kneecaps are welded …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro, What the heck!?!?!? I just saw a video on The Lady’s computer. It shows a bunch of beautiful humans leaving school and driving to the beach in an orange van. They drink beer …[READ MORE]

Dear Jethro, I found your profile on match.com. I think we have a lot in common. I too, am a non-smoker who likes crickets and yogurt. I think we should meet for coffee and just …[READ MORE]

Greetings everyone, I am back from the Feline Journalist Convention. It was awesome, kind of like a TED event, but with cats. Dan Savage was there! I even met up with Grumpy Cat to ask …[READ MORE]

Hujambo! My name is Abeni. I am writing to you from West Africa. Jethro asked me to write his column while he is out of country on a mission for the Esteemed Order of Feline …[READ MORE]