Yo, Jethro!

​Hi Friends. Jethro The Answer Cat here with a remote report. This week I am out of town at a quiet spiritual retreat called The Excalibur on the Las Vegas Strip. I’ve been here 36 …

Dear Answer Cat, I think I’m going insane. Most cats hate water, but I jump in the bathtub any chance I get. Sometimes I dream that I’m flying underwater, catching silver sardines and fluttery shrimp …

Dear Answer Cat, I ate a green banana yesterday and now my tongue feels weird. I’ve tried everything, but I can’t stop making that annoying smacking noise. How long is this going to last? Sincerely, …

Jethro, The Answer Cat here . . . This week I have time for only one question, because the limo is here to take me to Grumpy Cat’s estate. Apparently GC is headed for rehab. …

Dear Answer Cat. I’ve had an odd tickling sensation on my rump area for a few days now. I’m afraid to go to the doctor for fear he will tell me its something serious. What …

Dear Jethro, My name is Nelson Feldman, and I sleep around . . . a lot. And honestly, I’m not ashamed. I’m happy. Sometimes I sleep at my boyfriend’s house for three or four nights …

Dear Jethro, I am a tortoise with Tourette’s. This only seems to be a problem when I am trying to communicate with my fellow torti. Sometimes it takes a while for the hissing and squeaking …

Dear Jethro, I have been the Supreme Overlord of two humans for several years. Now they are considering adopting another cat. They have not consulted me. Should I pee on their bed? Sincerely Drama Queen …

Hi, I’m Jethro. I take questions from all animals, even Banana Slugs. I’m here to help. And you know you can trust me, because I have an awesome soul-patch. Dear Answer Cat, I wouldn’t write …